Homer: Gee, Herb, because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions. I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.
Herb: Maybe I would have been better off? Maybe? Why, you spongehead! Of course I'd have been better off! As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!
Marge Simpson: Hmm. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.
Lisa Simpson: His life was an unbridled success until he found out... he was a Simpson.