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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.Homer: Bart, go to your room.Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
Homer Simpson: Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."Homer Simpson: Y'ello, Mr. Burns Office?Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?
Computer Voice: Warning, core temperature rising.Homer Simpson: "Core temperature rising"? That sounds serious! Okay, okay, calm down. Whoever's problem this is, I'm sure they know how to handle it...Homer Simpson: Ah! It's my problem! WE'RE DOOMED!