Bart: Can we keep him, Dad? Please?Homer: But he's a loser. He's pathetic. He's...Homer: A Simpson.
Homer Simpson: He, he! You're fat!Patty Bouvier: You're even fatter.Homer Simpson: Damn straight! No one outfats me!
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not gonna to die. That only happens to bad people.Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.
I can't go out with him. He's just Ralph with a dream.