I've often been asked why I never learned to drive a car. This night is your answer.
Read more Sheldon Cooper QuotesFrom: The Man in the High Castle
Georgie: Admit he, he's adopted.Sheldon Cooper: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.Missy Cooper: I wish I was adopted.Mary: That can still be arranged.
Tam: You know, sometimes you sound like a super villain.Sheldon: Silence!Tam: That'll be more effective after your voice changes.Sheldon: Silence!
Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon going to jail?Mary Cooper: No!Missy Cooper: Damn it