The Man in the High Castle quotes

Why does it smell like Missy?

Sheldon Cooper

I've often been asked why I never learned to drive a car. This night is your answer.

Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?
George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.
Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!

Sheldon Cooper, George Cooper Sr.