Sheldon Cooper: Hey, if you want me to sleep, you're going to have to stop talking.
Raj Koothrappali: You coming?Stuart Bloom: Just give me a minute.Raj Koothrappali: Why?Stuart Bloom: You know how you're wearing a bathing suit?Raj Koothrappali: Yeah.Stuart Bloom: I kinda went the other way.Howard Wolowitz: [Opens the window to yell at them] You jackasses just bought yourselves a hot tub!
Amy Farrah Fowler: He's getting better with dogs. Last week, he took a picture with Pluto at Disneyland.Sheldon Cooper: If real dogs gave out buttons, I'd like them too.
Oh no! They sent the wrong Spock! Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto!