Oh no! They sent the wrong Spock! Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto!
Read more Sheldon Cooper QuotesFrom: The Big Bang Theory
Mary Cooper: Shelly, how do I put this? By your third birthday you had memorized over a thousand different kinds of trains... and I never imagined a woman getting aboard any of them.Sheldon Cooper: What's a... You thought I was going to be alone for the rest my life?Mary Cooper: No, just for the middle part. At the end I assumed there'd be nurses.Sheldon Cooper: This is highly insulting!Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, don't over-react.Sheldon Cooper: I'm the child she was worried about! I have a brother and sister whose combined intellectual wattage couldn't power a potato clock! If I spotted them the potato!
Sheldon Cooper: You did this, didn't you?Wil Wheaton: You think I would really break up a couple just to win a bowling match?Sheldon Cooper: No, I suppose not.Wil Wheaton: Good. Keep thinking that.Sheldon Cooper: Wheaton!
Sheldon: Uhm, Penny, that's where I sit.Penny: So sit next to me.Sheldon: No, I sit there.Penny: What's the difference?Sheldon: What's the difference?Leonard: Here we go.Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on.