Raj Koothrappali Quotes

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Raj Koothrappali

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Raj Koothrappali is played by Kunal Nayyar in The Big Bang Theory.

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Raj Koothrappali: You want me to work with you.
Sheldon Cooper: For me. You're going to have to listen more carefully when you're on the job.
Raj Koothrappali: Please don't take this the wrong way, but I would rather swim naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow, agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.
Sheldon Cooper: For me.

Raj Koothrappali: You're so arrogant! If you were a superhero, your name would be Captain Arrogant. And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance!
Sheldon Cooper: You're wrong again. If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.

Penny: Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj Koothrappali: Shut your ass!
Penny: Mm-hmm. Amy told me.
Raj Koothrappali: How did that even happen? Did they know that's what they were doing when they were doing it?

Penny: Look, Honey, I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. We should have never slept together; it's what ruins friendships.
Raj Koothrappali: You can't ruin a friendship with sex; that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Raj Koothrappali: I don't know if I want to play anymore.
Sheldon Cooper: Because you don't have a girlfriend? Good lord, if that becomes a reason to not play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.

Sheldon Cooper: Here's an interesting fact about flags.
Raj Koothrappali: I will take that action.
Sheldon Cooper: The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence; a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other at the 1936 Olympics. And thankfully their embarrassment was overshadowed by the rise of fascism.

Raj Koothrappali: Isn't this romantic?
Sheldon Cooper: I hope that's a rhetorical question, because I don't know.

Howard Wolowitz: I just want to pop and make sure that Ma's OK.
Raj Koothrappali: I thought Stuart was looking after her.
Howard Wolowitz: He was, but now that her cast is off, he moved out. Honestly, I'm kid of glad. It was getting a little weird.
Raj Koothrappali: How so?
Howard Wolowitz: I don't know, they were... chummy.
Raj Koothrappali: Like us?
Howard Wolowitz: No, not like us. Creepy chummy, like you and your dog.

Raj Koothrappali: You coming?
Stuart Bloom: Just give me a minute.
Raj Koothrappali: Why?
Stuart Bloom: You know how you're wearing a bathing suit?
Raj Koothrappali: Yeah.
Stuart Bloom: I kinda went the other way.
Howard Wolowitz: [Opens the window to yell at them] You jackasses just bought yourselves a hot tub!

Raj Koothrappali: Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, so many things: her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
Raj Koothrappali: Really!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Relax. We're the same blood type; he know he could harvest an organ.

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Raj Koothrappali: I'm Rajesh Koothrappali. Thank you for taking a walk with me... through the stars.
Leonard Hofstadter: That pause seems to get longer every time.
Howard Wolowitz: I do believe... you're right.

Raj Koothrappali: If Bruce Banner is driving a rental car and turns into the Hulk, do you think it's covered, or does he need to add the Hulk as additional driver?
Howard Wolowitz: You really need a girlfriend.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding, and he's avoiding my calls.
Raj Koothrappali: You don't know he's avoiding your calls.
George Cooper Jr.: Hey, you've reached George Cooper. Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again, in which case please try me on my other number, 1-800-SUCKIT.
Sheldon Cooper: See? And I know that's not a real number because why would it be toll-free?

Raj Koothrappali: This is nice. All my friends, hanging out, watching Ellen.It's like, what am I gonna do witih my other two wishes?
Amy Farrah Fowler: It's not nice. She's having on the scientists who are trying to steal our Nobel Prize.
Sheldon Cooper: Although I will enjoy watching her expose Pemberton and Campbell as the coattail riding frauds that they are.
Leonard Hofstadter: That is Ellen's brand, gotcha journalism.
Penny Hofstadter: You should have seen her take down John Krasinsky last week. Got him to admit he loved his wife. It was brutal.

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