Teresa Lisbon: What about your promise to Bertram?Patrick Jane: I had my fingers crossed.
Teresa Lisbon: What are you? Huh? Crazy?Patrick Jane: Excuse me?Teresa Lisbon: I told you to be careful. I told you not to go over the edge.Patrick Jane: And I told you not to listen.Teresa Lisbon: Don't be childish! I am not your girlfriend. I am an officer of the law. How could I not listen? You kissed her. You offered to help her escape.Patrick Jane: And I would ask her to marry me if I thought she'd buy it. I was playing her.Teresa Lisbon: She's playing you.
Wayne Rigsby: If I had a date, I'd tell you about it.Kimball Cho: Yeah.Wayne Rigsby: I would. Tell you anything you'd want to know.Kimball Cho: You ever gonna man up and make a move on Van Pelt?Wayne Rigsby: Fine! Don't tell me.
Kimball Cho: Bosco's team calls us "Bert and Ernie."Wayne Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?Kimball Cho: I knew it'd bother you.Wayne Rigsby: Doesn't bother you?Kimball Cho: No. Ernie's the clever, handsome one.
