Patrick Jane: Didn't Rick Tiegler's black-out strike you as weird?Wayne Rigsby: Why? He got drunk, he blacked out, he killed someone. Who hasn't been there?Wayne Rigsby: ... Kidding.
Patrick Jane: I got us a table booked at the best restaurant in town. Apparently they tell you the name of the cow your steak came from.Grace Van Pelt: That's horrible!
Doc Dugan: Your own funeral, that's when you hear the truth, what people really think of you. Woman worships me. Would you like to find out why?Grace Van Pelt: No, thanks.Doc Dugan: You sure?Grace Van Pelt: Tempting, really, but... I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.Doc Dugan: Okay. Rain check.
Wayne Rigsby: Anything to be looking out for in particular?Teresa Lisbon: Oh, uh, one of them released a lethal super virus that could kill half the state of California. So I guess we're looking for someone with a prior background as an evil supervillain.Kimball Cho: Ok.Teresa Lisbon: ...That last part was a joke.Kimball Cho: Yeah. We get it.