Teresa Lisbon: 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.Patrick Jane: Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.Teresa Lisbon: I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry, that was embarrassing.Passenger on Plane: Oh, shush, honey. Every woman on this plane is green with envy.
Abigail Barge: Tell Mr. Jane, he's a mean, irresponsible sadist.Teresa Lisbon: Oh, I will.
Teresa Lisbon: And then Haibach shot you a second time?Wayne Rigsby: Yeah. That one hurt.Teresa Lisbon: But you got back up, disarmed the sister, and stopped Haibach. Nice work, Wayne.Grace Van Pelt: He said he was gonna save me, and he did.Kimball Cho: You do realize you got shot with your own gun.Wayne Rigsby: Oh, please, Cho, no jokes. It hurts when I laugh.Kimball Cho: I'm just saying if you tell that story in the future, you might want to leave that part out.Wayne Rigsby: Seriously, I'm gonna split a stitch.
