The Mentalist quotes

Victor Bandino: Real fancy résumé, this guy. Graduated from Eton and Oxford. Last employer was some hot-shot prep school back east.
Patrick Jane: Eh, I wouldn't be so sure.
Victor Bandino: Excuse me?
Patrick Jane: The facial scar. Eton boy gets a cut on his head, he needs a plastic surgeon he gets a plastic surgeon. My guess, the whole résumé's a fairy tale.
Victor Bandino: Excuse me?
Patrick Jane: You're excused.

Patrick Jane

Let me know if you change your mind, or you know, get it back.

Teresa Lisbon

Kimball Cho: What we're discussing involves breaking about seven laws.
Michelle Vega: As long as it's only seven.

Kimball Cho