The Mentalist quotes

Yeah. Nothing like telling people their loved ones are dead. And oh by the way, lost the corpse.

Teresa Lisbon

Teresa Lisbon: I was really angry at you for doing what you did, but then I thought better of it. It was a stupid idea, but, hey, it worked.
Patrick Jane: Whoa. Stupid? Not necessarily stupid. Simple. Not stupid.
Teresa Lisbon: But I am still angry at you for not telling me what you were gonna do. I thought you'd gone nuts.
Patrick Jane: Oh, come on, please. It's not like I haven't abducted people before.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon

Michelle Vega: You're definitely taking over the team?
Kimball Cho: [deadpan] Yes.
Michelle Vega: Are you excited?
Kimball Cho: I don't really think about it that way.
Michelle Vega: Isn't this something you've wanted your entire career?
Kimball Cho: Yes.
Michelle Vega: So be excited about it.
Kimball Cho: I am.
Michelle Vega: Oh. Good. So, are they any changes you're going to make when you take over?
Kimball Cho: Yeah, new rule. Rookie agents are seen and not heard.
Michelle Vega: Good luck with that.

Kimball Cho