The Mentalist quotes
J.J. LaRoche: Whatever happens, I want to thank you for trying to help me.
Patrick Jane: Well, truth is, you're a hard man not to help, LaRoche. You're like a Shar-Pei puppy that's rolled onto its back. You have to rub its belly.
J.J. LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Patrick Jane: No, no, I'm happy to rub your belly.
J.J. LaRoche: That won't be necessary.
Patrick Jane: I hope not.