Grace Van Pelt: Thousands of people say it's happened to them. They can't all be crazy or lying.Patrick Jane: Mm hmm.Grace Van Pelt: I'm just saying you should keep an open mind. You can't prove there aren't aliens.Patrick Jane: That's true.
You listen to me. You tell me right now how to get this damn vest off, or God forgive me, I will kill you!
Teresa Lisbon: Abbott said it was the death of a DEA agent. And by the way, keep tomorrow night open.Patrick Jane: Well, why would it be closed?Teresa Lisbon: Your birthday?Patrick Jane: Oh, that. Yes.Teresa Lisbon: I already told everybody at work no songs, no cake, no gifts.Patrick Jane: Good. Thank you.Teresa Lisbon: Except me.Patrick Jane: Oh, you have a gift for me?Teresa Lisbon: It's a surprise.Patrick Jane: A surprise?Teresa Lisbon: That's right.Patrick Jane: You think you can keep a secret from me for that long?Teresa Lisbon: I don't think I can. I know I can.Patrick Jane: I admire your confidence.
Benson: It's a load of crap, man. You got nothing on me. You're gonna be hearing from my lawyer.Kimball Cho: We just caught you in a warehouse full of stolen vehicles. You're the one who should be trying to make a deal with me. If you're too stupid to see that, I don't know what value you have for the FBI.
