The Mentalist quotes

Teresa Lisbon: What about your promise to Bertram?
Patrick Jane: I had my fingers crossed.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon

Kimball Cho: Someone was looking for somethin'.
Wayne Rigsby: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Kimball Cho: Three hours of brooding silence, and then sarcasm. It's like we're married.
Wayne Rigsby: Sorry, Cho. It's just Special Agent Craig O'Laughlin and his chopper. What does she see in that guy, anyway?
Kimball Cho: Ivy League degree in criminology, six years in the 101st Airborne, and a black belt in wushu from a REAL Shaolin temple.
Wayne Rigsby: Thanks, buddy.

Kimball Cho, Wayne Rigsby

I can't believe you haven't cracked Philo yet. I mean, you guys just can't manage without me, can you?

Patrick Jane