Wayne Rigsby: This is exactly the kind of stuff that Boss was talking about. She didn't okay this at all, did she?Patrick Jane: So shoot me.
Teresa Lisbon: Why?Patrick Jane: Lao-tzu.Teresa Lisbon: Lao-tzu?Patrick Jane: Famous Chinese philosopher.Teresa Lisbon: What has he got to do with anything?Patrick Jane: Ah, your unconscious sexual bias at work there, Lisbon. You assumed he was a he.Teresa Lisbon: Well, was he?Patrick Jane: He was. Not the point.
Teresa Lisbon: You need to try and start following the rules for a while. And if you must break the rules, break them on your own time.Patrick Jane: When am I not on my own time?
Kimball Cho: Bosco's team calls us "Bert and Ernie."Wayne Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?Kimball Cho: I knew it'd bother you.Wayne Rigsby: Doesn't bother you?Kimball Cho: No. Ernie's the clever, handsome one.