Teresa Lisbon: Know what's weird about those guys? None of them seem to give a damn. A colleague of theirs falls out of the sky and they seem okay with it. Is that guilt or indifference?Patrick Jane: Corporate brainwashing.
Teresa Lisbon: Mrs. Didrikson, we're with the California Bureau of Investigation. Put the gun down.Gina Russo: California Bureau of my ass! You get the hell out of here; I will shoot you.Teresa Lisbon: This is my cell phone. I am gonna dial 911, and we will get uniform policemen here and they will sort everything out. In the meantime, we'll all relax.Gina Russo: Screw you! I'm gonna count to ten, and then I'm gonna start shooting. One! Two!Patrick Jane: Lisbon.Teresa Lisbon: Jane, get off the phone.Gina Russo: Three!Patrick Jane: I think I know what we have here.Gina Russo: Four!Teresa Lisbon: I've got a situation.Gina Russo: Five! Six!Patrick Jane: I think Didrikson used to work for the mob and went into witness protection. I think that's why he's out here.
Teresa Lisbon: Your file says that you finished college at 16, graduate school at 19. You were sent here after nearly choking your father to death.Oliver: He's not my father. He's a cyber clone sent by the galactic quantum lords.Patrick Jane: Oh, them. You know, they're always up to something shady.
Rulon Farnes: It's not my fault I look like this.Kimball Cho: It is, actually. With a low-carb diet and exercise, you could look very different.
