Grace Van Pelt: Boss?Teresa Lisbon: Hmm?Grace Van Pelt: I've been here nearly six months now. Almost half a year.Teresa Lisbon: What do you want? Half a cake?
Teresa Lisbon: Hi. We need to speak with Buddy Hennings.Receptionist: If you want to be on the show, you have to fill out this form and take it to couples-intake.Teresa Lisbon: Oh, we're not a couple. Please.Patrick Jane: What she means is ours is more of a platonic love.
Teresa Lisbon: Abbott said it was the death of a DEA agent. And by the way, keep tomorrow night open.Patrick Jane: Well, why would it be closed?Teresa Lisbon: Your birthday?Patrick Jane: Oh, that. Yes.Teresa Lisbon: I already told everybody at work no songs, no cake, no gifts.Patrick Jane: Good. Thank you.Teresa Lisbon: Except me.Patrick Jane: Oh, you have a gift for me?Teresa Lisbon: It's a surprise.Patrick Jane: A surprise?Teresa Lisbon: That's right.Patrick Jane: You think you can keep a secret from me for that long?Teresa Lisbon: I don't think I can. I know I can.Patrick Jane: I admire your confidence.
Patrick Jane: We could learn to sail, buy a boat, sail around the world.Teresa Lisbon: Right.Patrick Jane: What? I've always wanted to do that. A lot of people do it. I mean, we could do it.Teresa Lisbon: There's whales and storms and pirates. Scurvy. I mean, besides, I get seasick.Patrick Jane: You do?Teresa Lisbon: Yeah!Patrick Jane: How badly?Teresa Lisbon: Pretty bad.Patrick Jane: Oh. Well, maybe you get over that.Teresa Lisbon: We are not sailing around the world.Patrick Jane: All right. Beekeeping? Who doesn't like honey?Teresa Lisbon: Oh, you just come up with the best ideas. Beekeeping?Patrick Jane: Well, I think you'd look very cute in one of those little beekeeping suits.Teresa Lisbon: How is that romantic?