Patrick Jane: You old assistant to me where to find you. I need your help.Virgil Minelli: Well, that's a twist. You never needed my help when I was your boss.
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J.J. LaRoche: Whatever happens, I want to thank you for trying to help me.Patrick Jane: Well, truth is, you're a hard man not to help, LaRoche. You're like a Shar-Pei puppy that's rolled onto its back. You have to rub its belly.J.J. LaRoche: You're mocking me.Patrick Jane: No, no, I'm happy to rub your belly.J.J. LaRoche: That won't be necessary.Patrick Jane: I hope not.
Kimball Cho: Welcome to the future.Luther Wainwright: They promised us jet packs and gave us compromised investigations.
Patrick Jane: Life is a million to one. The universe is one big coincidence. Cosmically improbable coincidences happen all the time. We just don't notice them all.Kimball Cho: Or she's a witch.