The Mentalist quotes

Patrick Jane: How was the rest of the party?
Teresa Lisbon: Torture. That can never, ever happen again.
Patrick Jane: Ten years, huh?
Teresa Lisbon: More, actually. Every year with you counts as two.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon

Patrick Jane: Well, I would like to pay this ticket - but under protest.
Zach Gladden: Nobody pays any other way.

Patrick Jane

Orrin, we can let this or or we can take it to the next level. And that's going to involve your parents and lawyers.

Teresa Lisbon