Gossip Girl quotes

Chuck Bass: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.
Blair Waldorf: Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.

Blair Waldorf, Chuck Bass

I have an itch only Chuck can scratch.

Blair Waldorf

You idiot! You don't surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!

Blair Waldorf