What? What? Did I do something wrong? I knew the hair thing was too much.
Read more Dan Humphrey QuotesFrom: Gossip Girl
Dan Humphrey: Well if you came here to tell me what a horrible person I am, you're too late. I already know.Blair Waldorf: That's not why I came.Dan Humphrey: You got back together with Chuck?Blair Waldorf: No.Dan Humphrey: Are you... moving to a desert island where there are no men at all? You'll be living the rest of your life in peaceful solitude?Blair Waldorf: No. I told Chuck he doesn't have my heart anymore. I realized it belongs to someone else.Blair Waldorf: So Dan, are you going to invite me in or what?Blair Waldorf: What?Dan Humphrey: You just said my name.Blair Waldorf: Dan?Dan Humphrey: You just said it again.Blair Waldorf: Dan.Dan Humphrey: Say it again.Blair Waldorf: Dan.
Vanessa Abrams: Stop talking.Dan Humphrey: You know I'm not good at that.Vanessa Abrams: I think I can help.
Nate Archibald: Hey, Dan, glad to see you! You know, "Inside" didn't make it into our "Year's Best Book" list. I'm sorry, dude.Dan Humphrey: Well, it's probably best to keep it in 2011. It's a new year, a new book.Nate Archibald: What's this one about?Dan Humphrey: I don't know yet. Which could be why I haven't started writing it.