Gossip Girl quotes

Show him respect? He's a club owner, not a mafia don.

Blair Waldorf

Dan Humphrey: Now, what's so urgent?
Blair Waldorf: I wanted to tell you... that you were right... about that... thing.
Dan Humphrey: And now, which thing was that?
Blair Waldorf: I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.
Dan Humphrey: As a friend and peer, not as an underling.
Blair Waldorf: As my friend and peer, not my underling.

Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey

Really? Wisconsin? Do you even know where that is on the map?

Dan Humphrey