Dan Humphrey: I'm saving you.Serena van der Woodsen: [upset] I don't need to be saved.Dan Humphrey: Really? 'Cause I could see your eyes rolling to the back of your head from across the room.
Vanessa Abrams: You're sick.Chuck Bass: You're welcome.
Women like to pretend they're complicated. I know better.
Blair Waldorf: A girl wants Romeo not Hamlet.Serena van der Woodsen: Romeo died.