Dan Humphrey: I'm saving you.Serena van der Woodsen: [upset] I don't need to be saved.Dan Humphrey: Really? 'Cause I could see your eyes rolling to the back of your head from across the room.
That's Miss Carr? I guess she has Benjamin Button syndrome.
Jenny Humphrey: You have nothing to lose.Dan Humphrey: No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.Jenny Humphrey: Oh no, I think that's gone.
Nate Archibald: I saw a DVD of 'The Ring Cycle' at her house and I figured she might like some champagne in my family's box.Dan Humphrey: Yeah, that's good, that's good. Don't tell her you saw that DVD though, because I pointed it out once and she made me watch the whole thing with no sub-titles. If you've ever seen "A Clockwork Orange" then you know how that ended up.Nate Archibald: What's a clockwork orange?
