Dan Humphrey: I'm saving you.Serena van der Woodsen: [upset] I don't need to be saved.Dan Humphrey: Really? 'Cause I could see your eyes rolling to the back of your head from across the room.
I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.
Nate Archibald: You don't even have to stay that long. You should let people shake your hand, say hello, and you're done.Chuck Bass: You don't have to convince me.Blair Waldorf: Oh, good. Well, I just thought that after what happened at the church, you might not wanna be here.
Blair Waldorf: Everything you said last night was true. We do belong together. We're both sick and twisted. If you think about it, we're incredibly fortunate to have even found each other.Chuck Bass: Blair, I don't want this to be you settling some sort of consolation.Blair Waldorf: We've both hit rock bottom, Chuck, but we've hit it together. At least we won't be lonely in hell.