Jenny Humphrey: You have nothing to lose.Dan Humphrey: No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.Jenny Humphrey: Oh no, I think that's gone.
This graduation is a celebration for us, too. No more mean girls! We have suffered under their dictatorship for way too long. Starting next fall, there will be peace in the kingdom.
Nate Archibald: What are you doing?Dan Humphrey: What am I doing? What are you doing? Or is that not you with my 15 year old sister?Nate Archibald: Okay, woah woah just calm down.Dan Humphrey: We took you into our house Nate!Nate Archibald: Look Dan it's not like I planned on it alright? Okay things just happen. I'm sorry. Come on, she's a sophomore, I'm a senior. Don't act like I'm some creepy older guy.Dan Humphrey: No, your the guy who traded sex for money.Nate Archibald: My god, Vanessa...Dan Humphrey: It's amazing I don't want you with my little sister.Nate Archibald: Okay look I'm sorry I didn't say anything about Jenny, okay? But you have no right to judge me.Dan Humphrey: Where is she?Nate Archibald: I don't even know, she went off to find Agnes.Nate Archibald: Do you want me to come help you find her?Dan Humphrey: No I don't want your help. I want you to pack up your stuff and get out of our house.
Serena van der Woodsen: I'm so, so sorry about that.Dan Humphrey: And I'm so, so ready to hang up.