That's Miss Carr? I guess she has Benjamin Button syndrome.
Read more Dan Humphrey QuotesFrom: Gossip Girl
Blair Waldorf: Serena's been in jail for over four hours. She's already served more time than Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan combined!Chuck Bass: She's a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. I doubt they're working her over with the phone book.
Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena. I'm just trying to stay calm.
Dan Humphrey: Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me!