Mitch Quotes

Latest Mitch quotes from Old School


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Mitch is played by Luke Wilson in Old School.


True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...


Mitch : Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver : I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.


Mitch : Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi : Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?


Nicole : I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
Mitch : Well, yes, but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it'll say natural causes.


All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.


This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.


Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!


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