Mitch Quotes

Mitch : Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver : I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Mitch : Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi : Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

Nicole : I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
Mitch : Well, yes, but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it'll say natural causes.

All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!