Beanie Quotes

Latest Beanie quotes from Old School

Beanie

Beanie chatacter image

Beanie is played by Vince Vaughn in Old School.

Quotes

 I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank? image

I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?

#1

 I know a really good sand guy. image

I know a really good sand guy.

#2

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife. image

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

#3

 What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party. image

What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party.

#4

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed. image

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

#5

No. That's a piece of crap. We stopped selling that six months ago. Nice gesture, though.

#6

Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three-and-a-half-million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. Tou think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.

#7

What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.

#8

Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second-degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.

#9

It takes a man to give away an angel. You're sweet.

#10

Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

#11

That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.

#12

Guys, this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.

#13

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen-year-old girls everyday?

#14

Earmuffs.

#15

Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one-way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

#16

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

#17

All right, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Frank. Way to work it through.

#18

Because this is a very big idea, my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and, more importantly, age have bearing whatsoever.

#19

Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

#20

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