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Monsters, Inc.

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Directed by: Pete Docter, David Silverman
Written by: Pete Docter, Jill Culton
Starring: Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Mary Gibbs
Released on: November 2, 2001
Taglines: Monsters, Inc. : We Scare Because We Care

Monsters, Inc. Quotes

Oh. So that's puce. image

Oh. So that's puce.

Hey that's my bed, you're gonna get your germs all over it. image

Hey that's my bed, you're gonna get your germs all over it.

Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us... image

Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us...

 I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now. You be a good girl, OK? image

I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now. You be a good girl, OK?

Roz : Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night. image

Roz : Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.

Follow the sultry sound of my voice image

Follow the sultry sound of my voice

Come on, it slides, it slides! image

Come on, it slides, it slides!

OK, that's it, noone touches Little Mikey. image

OK, that's it, noone touches Little Mikey.

Mike Waszowski. image

Mike Waszowski.

Boo!... Kitty? image

Boo!... Kitty?

Lookit. image

Lookit.

Sulley : Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you?
Sulley : Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.

Sulley : Hey... may the best monster win.
Randall : I plan to.

Sulley : Boo!
Sulley : No!
CDA Agent : Hey you!
CDA Agent : Halt! He's the one! The one's from the commercial! Affirmative. That's him. Can we get an autograph?
Sulley : Oh! Oh sure! No problem!

Sulley : You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see...
Roz : Guess who?

Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?

Mike : Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?

Mike : Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz : Don't let it happen again.
Mike : Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz : I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike : Ooh, she's nuts.

Mike : Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car.
Fungus : I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.Randall : What are you doing? Where's Wazowski?

Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.

Mike : Hello, is this thing on? Hey, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to be here in... your room. Hi, where are you from?
Mike : You're in kindergarden, right? I used to love kindergarden. Best three years of my life.
Mike : Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. You see, I... was the ball. All right, kid.
Mike : Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Why couldn't we have been banished here?

One of these days I am really... gonna let you teach that guy a lesson.

C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!

I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!

Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!

You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the big, hairy boss!

On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchshia ones go to Purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Leave the puce.

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