Javier Esposito Quotes
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Kevin Ryan: What just happened?
Javier Esposito: Castle just stole our murder suspect... and our car.
Kevin Ryan, Javier Esposito: What are you laughing at?
Javier Esposito: Dude, I see Beckett in her jammies... wine glasses on the table...
Richard Castle: There's nothing going on with Beckett and me. No more than there was yesterday.
Kevin Ryan: Dude, you made her pancakes?
Richard Castle: It's just breakfast!
Javier Esposito: Pancakes is not just breakfast. It's an edible way of saying, "Thank you so much for last night."
Kevin Ryan: Castle, come on. We're your friends. Details.
Richard Castle: All right, come here.
Richard Castle: There are no details!
Javier Esposito: I can't even look at you right now.
Kevin Ryan: [writing on his notepad] Witness refuses to cooperate.
Kevin Ryan: She was like the dog whisperer for CEO's.
Javier Esposito: You really buy that.
Kevin Ryan: Oh, yeah, skimmed through her book. I think there might be something to her theory. For instance, she said that in every relationship, there needs to be a masculine energy and a feminine energy. Even in ours.
Javier Esposito: Oh. Well, we know which one you are.
Kevin Ryan: I don't know about you, but I'm very comfortable in my masculinity.
Javier Esposito: You do realize you're wearing a sweater vest, right?
Kevin Ryan: "Cowards die many times before their death. The valiant never taste of death but once."
Javier Esposito: Bro, you're not Castle.
Kevin Ryan: Yeah, I know I'm not Castle.
Javier Esposito: Then stop trying to talk like him.
Kevin Ryan: What? I'm not allowed to reference the Bard? I'm a renaissance man.
Javier Esposito: Memorizing one quote does not make you a renaissance man.
Kevin Ryan: What if I memorize two?
Javier Esposito: Have you? memorized two?
Kevin Ryan: No. But what if I did?
Javier Esposito: Depends on the quote.
Kate Beckett: Espo, what are we doing back here?
Javier Esposito: I want to show you something.
Kate Beckett: What is that?
Javier Esposito: The rifle, that shot you.
Kate Beckett: You are way out of line.
Javier Esposito: Just look at it.
Kate Beckett: What the hell are you doing?
Javier Esposito: I've been where you are, I know what you're going through.
Kate Beckett: Javi, I'm fine.
Javier Esposito: You're not fine. You're just trying to act like you are. This is just a tool... It's a hunk of steel. It has no magical powers, and the person that fired it is not some all-powerful God. Just a guy with a gun. Just like the guy we're hunting now. And like every other bad guy, he's damaged goods.
Kate Beckett: So am I.
Javier Esposito: That's right. And that's okay. You think it's a weakness? Make it a strength. It's a part of you... So use it.
Kate Beckett: So we have reason to suspect that our killer was wearing your perfume.
Kay Cappuccio: Well, that's impossible. It wasn't even out yet. I'm the only person who had it.
Kevin Ryan: Does she realize she just incriminated herself?
Javier Esposito: I said she was nice. Didn't say anything about smart.
Kevin Ryan: We're putting up the tree the other day, Jenny says to me, "It just doesn't feel like Christmas without kids." She wants to try. But I come to work, I watch the news, every day... it seems like the world's falling apart. How am I supposed to bring a kid into that?
Javier Esposito: The world's always falling apart, bro. Since the beginning of time. But having kids, making a family, that's what keeps it together.
Javier Esposito: You guys okay?
Kate Beckett: Yeah, thanks for rescuing us.
Hayley Shipton: Yes, because clearly you were helpless without us.
Richard Castle: How'd you guys even find us?
Kevin Ryan: Well, we had our best person on it.
Alexis Castle: I can't leave you alone for five minutes.
Richard Castle: Does this mean no hug?
Richard Castle: Whoa, whoa. Someone say "murder"? Hold on! I'll get my coat.
Javier Esposito: Look at him, all excited.
Kate Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas.
Kevin Ryan: With a dead body under the tree.
Richard Castle: Wh- What happened to you?
Javier Esposito: Injured in the line of duty.
Richard Castle: Really? How?
Kevin Ryan: I... accidentally shot him in the gluteus maximus.
Richard Castle: In the ass?
Richard Castle: Or maybe I should give this to you. I'm sorry. This is so not funny.
Mia Laszlo: You're right. It's hilarious.
Richard Castle: It's hilarious. Come on, Mia, let's make way for, uh, Crackshot Ryan and Assposito.
Kevin Ryan: But let's say he was all wired up with a briefcase of money. What the hell was he doing?
Javier Esposito: It's like Lance was running some kind of half-assed sting operation.
Kate Beckett: Maybe he was. I spoke to Narcotics. The club that Lance went to is a *major* hub for drug sales. Run by a guy that you're familiar with, Castle.
Richard Castle: Is it... Is that Henry Allen Boothe?
Javier Esposito: El Jefe from "Hard Kill"?
Richard Castle: He made a career out of playing drug dealers, and then he quit acting.
Kate Beckett: And then he began living the part. Apparently, he spent so much time with drug dealers, researching his roles, that he actually became one. Narcotics hasn't been able to make a case against him, though.
Richard Castle: This is just like "Hard Kill", where Rico Cruze took down El Jefe. Only now, it's one actor taking on the other actor. But the other actor actually happens to be a drug dealer.
Kevin Ryan: But, again, why would *Lance* do this? Why would he go after Boothe?
Richard Castle: I don't know, but it's so meta. We should really talk to El Jefe.
Javier Esposito: Hey, bro. Yeah, I followed him down to the subway. I'm looking for him now.
Kevin Ryan: What, you lost him?
Javier Esposito: No, I didn't lose him. I just... don't have visual contact.
Javier Esposito: Victim's name is Abby Smith. She's twenty-three years old. A maintenance worker found her early this morning. We're dealing with something messed up here.
Lanie Parish: You got that right. Starting off with these stab wounds.
Richard Castle: They're round. What was the murder weapon?
Lanie Parish: Hard to tell. A knitting needle, maybe. Or an ice pick. Your guess is as good as mine. Her attacker knew about anatomy. He pierced her carotid and her subclavian arteries. She bled out in minutes.
Kate Beckett: Which means our killer might have had a medical background. You know, there are no signs of forced entry. Do we know how this killer came in?
Kevin Ryan: Well, we're not really sure. But he definitely wanted Abby to know that he was here.
Kevin Ryan: She was texted this photo at 10:33, right around time of death.
Kate Beckett: The killer sent this?
Kevin Ryan: Right before he murdered her.
Richard Castle: He was watching her.
Kevin Ryan: Mmm.
Richard Castle: And then he sent that to terrorize her. This was personal.
Kevin Ryan: I didn't see that coming.
Javier Esposito: I can't believe I gave him my pen.
Kevin Ryan: I can't believe I shared our family's secret recipe.
Javier Esposito: I can't believe we just got beat by a girl.
Kevin Ryan: Let's never speak of this again.
Javier Esposito: Speak of what?
Javier Esposito: What are you doing here, bro?
Richard Castle: Well, you would know if you would've answered my call.
Javier Esposito: I must not have heard it ring.
Richard Castle: You rejected it. On live television.
Kevin Ryan: Castle, how's the knee?
Richard Castle: It's not the knee so much as the boredom.
Javier Esposito: I thought you writers liked being alone.
Richard Castle: Yeah, if I could write. But the painkillers make me a little loopy. Last night, I used the word 'speculate' three times in the same sentence.
Kevin Ryan: Hmm. You *must* be bored. You've actually gone "Rear Window".
Richard Castle: Alexis got me those as a joke to cheer me up. I have not yet resorted to voyeurism.
Kevin Ryan: Then you are missing out.
Javier Esposito: What? Let me see.
Kevin Ryan: No. Hey!
Javier Esposito: Give me the binoculars!
Kevin Ryan: Dude, she was just about to take off her towel.
Javier Esposito: Oh, the towel's off.
Kevin Ryan: Yeah?
Kate Beckett: Unless the body that you're looking at is dead, I suggest you drop those binoculars.
Kevin Ryan: What do you think this is about, huh?
Javier Esposito: Smells like an intelligence op.
Kevin Ryan: CIA? NSA? DHS?
Javier Esposito: Same letters, different alphabet. I had some buddies from the service volunteer for intelligence ops.
Kevin Ryan: Yeah? How'd they like it?
Javier Esposito: They all died.
Javier Esposito: So, neighbors heard a hellacious fight and then our victim here sailed out of that fourth-floor window.
Kate Beckett: Was that his apartment?
Javier Esposito: We're checking, but it doesn't look like it. Tenants don't recognize him and he doesn't have any ID.
Lanie Parish: No ID, but lots of causes of death.
Richard Castle: You mean, other than gravity?
Lanie Parish: Oh yeah. See that bullet wound?
Kate Beckett: So he was shot before he fell?
Lanie Parish: And stabbed.
Kate Beckett: Shot and stabbed?
Lanie Parish: And choked and has a pencil jammed in the side of his neck.
Richard Castle: Wha. Gives new meaning to the term 'overkill.'
Javier Esposito: Maybe Castle's right. I mean, since we're going to be there, we might as well consider the Sapphire as a *potential* bachelor party venue.
Richard Castle: I'm so happy you said that, because there are a number of establishments down there that cater to bachelor party events. I think maybe we should take a little sampling.
Kevin Ryan: No, no, no. We are not sampling any clubs.
Javier Esposito: What? Come on, bro. Why are you stalling us on this?
Kevin Ryan: Look Javier, I...
Kevin Ryan: I got some bad news.
Kevin Ryan: I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.
Javier Esposito: Nelson?... That guy I met at your birthday party? 16, with braces? Couldn't stop talking about being a mathlete?
Kevin Ryan: It was a family thing. I-I didn't have a choice.
Javier Esposito: Yeah, you did.
Richard Castle: No, actually, when it comes to weddings, you don't.
Richard Castle: Trust me. You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.
Javier Esposito: This sucks.
Kevin Ryan: I know.
Javier Esposito: And I was gonna give you an awesome send-off, bro.
Kevin Ryan: I know.
Richard Castle: Well boys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice. There is no other way. IBPWOC. Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case.
Javier Esposito: Victim's name is Sarah Cutler. Looks like she was killed last night and stuffed into a closet on set.
Kate Beckett: Was she a part of the production?
Javier Esposito: Yeah.
Richard Castle: Let me guess, the diva actress that everyone hated?
Javier Esposito: Actually, Castle, she was a writer.
Richard Castle: A writer? Why would anyone want to kill a writer?
Kate Beckett: Oh, so many reasons.
Javier Esposito: It's a winning ticket. Hard to believe a little slip of paper's worth over a hundred mil.
Richard Castle: What would you do if you won that kind of money?
Javier Esposito: Easy. Buy a Ferrari.
Richard Castle: I have one. Not as great as you would think.
Javier Esposito: Yeah, but they're hella fast.
Richard Castle: Well, as fast as every other car in rush hour traffic.
Javier Esposito: What are you guys doing?
Kevin Ryan: Hiding from creepy Beckett.
Javier Esposito: What are you guys doing?
Kevin Ryan: Hiding from creepy Beckett.
Kevin Ryan: You know, if this were a horror movie, we'd be the first ones killed, splitting off like this.
Javier Esposito: Yeah, except we're not a couple of top-heavy co-eds out looking for fun. We're highly-trained officers of the law with enough firepower to take out a horde of undead.
Kevin Ryan: Hispanic and cocky. Yeah, you'd definitely die first.
Richard Castle: You know, if this was a horror movie...
Kate Beckett: Castle... focus.
Richard Castle: I'm telling you, ice bullet.
Javier Esposito: Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.
Kevin Ryan: You mean, ice hole.
Richard Castle: What'd you just call me?
Javier Esposito: Hey, by the way, our buddy Will has a girlfriend we might want to talk to. There's, uh, some photos of her right here in the back.
Kevin Ryan: Look at naked pictures? If you insist.
Kate Beckett: Castle, check this out.
Richard Castle: Look at naked pictures? If you insist.
Javier Esposito: Hey, Beckett, how come you don't wear a uniform like that?
Kate Beckett: Because I don't wanna get paid in singles.
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