Richard Castle: I'm telling you, ice bullet.Javier Esposito: Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.Kevin Ryan: You mean, ice hole.Richard Castle: What'd you just call me?
Alexis Castle: What is all that?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my lord.Richard Castle: Somewhere in one of these bags is the perfect baby shower gift for Jen and Ryan. I just need your help picking which one. Ready? Ta-da!Alexis Castle: No.Martha Rodgers: Is that a bulletproof baby vest?Alexis Castle: It's completely inappropriate.Richard Castle: Really?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my... so wrong.Richard Castle: Okay. Well, then you're gonna hate the onesies that say, "I'm with Officer Stupid."
Kate Beckett: Castle!
[automatically starts to turn towards her]