Richard Castle: I'm telling you, ice bullet.Javier Esposito: Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.Kevin Ryan: You mean, ice hole.Richard Castle: What'd you just call me?
Alexis Castle: So, there'll be time to hit the beach while we're in L.A., right?Richard Castle: No, we're here to learn about my missing time, not work on your tan.Alexis Castle: Oh, give me a little credit, Dad. I'm not that shallow. We were hoping to scope out some quality man candy.Hayley Shipton: Hmm, surfers are hot.Alexis Castle: Mmm.Richard Castle: You are a bad influence.Hayley Shipton: Thank you.
Do you have any idea how many people have sat across that table and confessed their sins to me? What makes you think that you're any different? Any smarter?... You've only been in this room for one hour. But this room... This room has been my life. My home... And I will not let you sit there and lie to me in my own home. This is a partial print found at the crime scene, in the victim's blood. It's a match to yours, Martin. Am I still wasting my time? I've got enough to convict you. So the question is how many years of your own life are you gonna sacrifice for someone else's future? Or are you ready to deal?
Kate Beckett: Okay, Magoo, let's see that bottle.Jeffrey McGuigan: Seriously? You're just gonna walk into my crib and start bossing me around?Richard Castle: Well, I don't see it here. You didn't happen to... break the bottle over... something?Jeffrey McGuigan: Hey, what is this about? You know, I may have dropped out of Cornell when my company went *public*, but I still know my rights.Kate Beckett: That bottle that you purchased might have been used to commit murder. So unless you wanna learn your Miranda rights, you better quit stalling and show us where it is.Jeffrey McGuigan: Yeah, okay, cool. I'm not stalling.Kate Beckett: Great.Jeffrey McGuigan: Yeah.Richard Castle: You were throwing it out?Jeffrey McGuigan: It's in the blue bucket. I recycle.Kate Beckett: Well, it's still *intact*... Unless a sliver of glass came out when it hit.Jeffrey McGuigan: Man, nobody hit anybody.Richard Castle: Yes, well, keep mixing root beer with fine Scotch, that may change.