Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) Quotes
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Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Directed by: Peyton Reed
Written by: Chris McKenna, Erik Sommers
Starring: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Peña
Released on: July 6, 2018
Taglines: Real heroes. Not actual size.
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) Quotes
I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the
Work-in-progress my ass!
Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building
The undercarriage is filthy!
Oh, you got Pezed!
Dr. Hank Pym : Hiya, champ, how was school today?
Scott Lang : Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?
Hope van Dyne : So cranky.
Dr. Hank Pym : You want a juice box and some string cheese?
Scott Lang : Do you really have that?
Scott Lang : Hold on, you gave her wings?
Dr. Hank Pym : And blasters.
Scott Lang : Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me.
Dr. Hank Pym : No, I did.
Scott Lang : How did he even have time to buy a ticket?
Scott Lang : Won't you just, one time, please, work!
Scott Lang : Yes! Oh, alright, I need help. Yes!
Scott Lang : Oh... sorry.
Scott Lang : Hey! Come on, man! Not
Scott Lang : Murderers!
Scott Lang : Yes! I'm gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas!
Scott Lang : No, no!
Scott Lang : ANT-onio!
Scott Lang : Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around.
Scott Lang : Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys... Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS!
Dr. Bill Foster : I was partners with Hank on a project called Goliath.
Dr. Hank Pym : Excuse me? You were my partner?
Dr. Bill Foster : The only thing more tiring than going big was putting up with Hank's bullshit.
Scott Lang : Right... I don't know. How big did you get?
Dr. Bill Foster : My record? 21 feet.
Scott Lang : Not bad.
Dr. Bill Foster : You?
Scott Lang : I don't...
Dr. Bill Foster : No, really. I'm curious.
Scott Lang : 65 feet. Yeah.
Dr. Bill Foster : Whoa! Huge.
Scott Lang : 65.
Hope van Dyne : If you two are finished comparing sizes... we need to figure a way to track down the lab.
Jimmy Woo : You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again.
Scott Lang : Where?
Jimmy Woo : Huh?
Scott Lang : Where will you be seeing me again?
Jimmy Woo : Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there...
Scott Lang : Oh.
Jimmy Woo : ...to catch you.
Scott Lang : You'll be watching and...
Jimmy Woo : Yeah.
Scott Lang : I thought you were inviting me somewhere.
Jimmy Woo : Why would I do that?
Scott Lang : That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I...
Jimmy Woo : Like a party? Or dinner or something?
Scott Lang : I don't know, I thought you were...
Jimmy Woo : No, I meant...
Scott Lang : ...planning the evening.
Jimmy Woo : No, I meant to, like, arrest you.
Scott Lang : No, that'd be a little strange.
Jimmy Woo : Like, I'll arrest you later again.
Scott Lang : Take it easy.
Jimmy Woo : Okay.
Jimmy Woo : Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean -
Jimmy Woo : Because I'm free...
Dr. Hank Pym : Last night we powered up the tunnel for the first time. It overloaded, and it shut down. But for a split second, the doorway to the Quantum Realm was opened.
Scott Lang : And?
Hope van Dyne : And five minutes later, you called. Talking about Mom.
Dr. Hank Pym : We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.
Scott Lang : Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much.
Dr. Hank Pym : Quantum entanglement, Scott.
Dr. Hank Pym : Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.
Scott Lang : What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
Cassie : Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?
Jimmy Woo : Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?
Scott Lang : Wow, you're really great with kids.
Jimmy Woo : Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.
Dr. Hank Pym : Just tell me you weren't lying about the suit you took. Tell me you really destroyed it.
Scott Lang : I did. I destroyed it. I swear.
Dr. Hank Pym : I can't believe you destroyed my suit! That was my life's work.
Cassie : Don't just stand there! Let's bounce before the po-po come back!
Scott Lang : Po-po? How do you even know that?
Now, if you just excuse me, I'm in the middle of trying to steal something with my daughter.
Now, we're sure this is our shrunken building and not someone else's, right?
Cassie : There! It's the microtreasure!
Scott Lang : My trophy?
Cassie : It looks like treasure.
Scott Lang : Oh, it is to me.
Cassie : I wanna take it to show and tell.
Scott Lang : Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me. I'm so touched you think I'm the 'World's Greatest Grandma.'"
Cassie : It was the only one they had.
Scott Lang : Makes me wanna knit you a sweater.
Dr. Bill Foster : It's incredible. Your link to Janet. It's Quantum entanglement, between the quantum states composed of her molecules and your brains.
Scott Lang : Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?
You know, my Pap-pap always said if you wanna do something right, you make a list. So, we should do that. One, we have to break into that lab. Two, we have to kick out Foster and Ghost. Three, we have to fight Ghost. That seems like it should be part of 2. 2-A. Right? Let's call it 2-A. Fight Ghost, 2-A. Oh! Also, we have to make sure that the lab is fully grown for you to come back. Otherwise we're screwed...
So anyway, this guy gets out of jail and starts working for Hank. And that's when he met Hope. And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I'm all business." And then Scotty's like, "You know what, girl? My heart's all broken, and I'll probably never find love again. But damn, if I want to kiss you!" But then you fast-forward and they're all like into each other, right? And then Scotty's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but I'm gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!" Then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!" So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won't admit it, but his heart's all like, "Damn! I thought Hope could've been my new true partner. But I blew it!" But fate brought them back together, and then Hope's heart is all, "I'm worried that I can't trust him. And he's gonna screw up again and ruin everything." And in my heart, it's all like, "That fancy raspberry filling represents the company's rent. And we're days away from going out of business! Oooh!"
You know what? You're right. This isn't truth serum. 'Cause I don't feel anything. That was a lie. I did feel something. This is truth serum!
Luis : Wow, Dr. Pym. Like, who would've thought that, once again, in your hour of need, that you would turn to us? You know?
Dr. Hank Pym : Not me.
Luis : Oh, you know what? I heard stories, like what happened to you. Like this crazy, creepy cat who like, walks through walls and stuff. Like a... Like a Ghost!
Kurt : Like Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga. The witch. They tell stories to children to frighten them. You know Baba Yaga?
Whassup? You don't remember, uh that beloved commercial? Whassup?
Luis : Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning.
Dave : Down to the undercarriage, baby.
Luis : You sprung for the undercarriage wash?
Dave : Well, you said get the works.
Luis : That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!
Sonny Burch : He's right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.
Luis : Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?
Sonny Burch : Where... is Scott Lang?
Luis : Well, see, that's complicated. 'Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I'm not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, "Damn, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?" And he's like, "Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now, I'm all alone!" And I was like, "Damn, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis." And he says, "You know what? I'm Scotty. And we're gonna be best friends."
Sonny Burch : Okay, hold on, hold on. I like a good story as much as the next person, but what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang is?
Luis : I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
Dave : You put a dime in him, and you gotta let the whole song play out.
Kurt : He like human jukebox.
Luis : Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the restaurant! Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz". You know, Chicanos we call him "Moz". "Then, ¡adiós!". What can I say? You know, we relate to this melancholy ballads. You know?
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