Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) quotes

Scott Lang : How did he even have time to buy a ticket?
Scott Lang : Won't you just, one time, please, work!
Scott Lang : Yes! Oh, alright, I need help. Yes!
Scott Lang : Oh... sorry.
Scott Lang : Hey! Come on, man! Not
Scott Lang : Murderers!
Scott Lang : Yes! I'm gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas!
Scott Lang : No, no!
Scott Lang : ANT-onio!

Scott Lang / Ant-Man

Cassie : There! It's the microtreasure!
Scott Lang : My trophy?
Cassie : It looks like treasure.
Scott Lang : Oh, it is to me.
Cassie : I wanna take it to show and tell.
Scott Lang : Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me. I'm so touched you think I'm the 'World's Greatest Grandma.'"
Cassie : It was the only one they had.
Scott Lang : Makes me wanna knit you a sweater.

Scott Lang / Ant-Man

Luis : Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning.
Dave : Down to the undercarriage, baby.
Luis : You sprung for the undercarriage wash?
Dave : Well, you said get the works.
Luis : That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!
Sonny Burch : He's right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.
Luis : Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?

Sonny Burch, Luis