Cosmo Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.Jerry: That's true.Cosmo Kramer: It's very refreshing.
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Beth: Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?Jerry: What?Beth: A dentist.Jerry: Dentists. Who needs 'em?Beth: Yeah. Same goes for those blacks and Jews.
Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
Jerry Seinfeld: He's a bubble-boy!George Costanza: A bubble-boy?Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, a bubble-boy.Susan Biddle Ross: What's a bubble-boy?Jerry Seinfeld: He lives in a bubble.George Costanza: Boy!