Jerry Seinfeld: He's a bubble-boy!George Costanza: A bubble-boy?Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, a bubble-boy.Susan Biddle Ross: What's a bubble-boy?Jerry Seinfeld: He lives in a bubble.George Costanza: Boy!
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.
Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.George Costanza: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.Elaine: So you think that Puddy actually believes in something?Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons.Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.
Helen Seinfeld: You're going underwater?Jerry Seinfeld: Yes. Generally that's where scuba diving is done.Helen Seinfeld: What do you have to go underwater for? What's down there that's so special?Jerry Seinfeld: What's so special up here?