Beth: Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?Jerry: What?Beth: A dentist.Jerry: Dentists. Who needs 'em?Beth: Yeah. Same goes for those blacks and Jews.
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Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.