Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
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The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road, isn't it? Have you ever noticed, when you get behind the bus, people in your car go, "What are you doing? Get away! Come on!" The back of the bus, it's like an eclipse, isn't it? People are just like, "The sun. Where is the sun?" It's like this huge metal ass just taking up the whole windshield of your car. When it pulls out, it even sounds like a fat uncle trying to get out of a sofa.
Jerry Seinfeld: Have you tasted the soup?Elaine Benes: Yeah, alright, you made the right decision.Jerry Seinfeld: See, the way I figure it, it's much easier to patch things up with Sheila than with the Soup Nazi.
Kramer: Yo-Yo Ma!Jerry Seinfeld: What? Yo-Yo Ma?Kramer: What about him?Jerry Seinfeld: You just said, 'Yo-Yo Ma'.George Costanza: What's 'Yo-Yo Ma'?Jerry Seinfeld: He's a cellist.Jerry Seinfeld: You should see a doctor today.