Elaine Benes: When do consider sex has taken place?Jerry Seinfeld: I would say when the nipple makes its first appearance.
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Jerry: I'm not letting you cheat Newman. You're not getting anywhere near that board.Newman: Jerry, I'm a little insulted.Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.
Jerry Seinfeld: What is the point of all this?George Costanza: Revenge.Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, the best revenge is living well.George Costanza: There's no chance of that.
That gotta hurts!