Jerry Seinfeld: What is the point of all this?George Costanza: Revenge.Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, the best revenge is living well.George Costanza: There's no chance of that.
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Who's gonna bomb you? An airline, for all the stupid little peanut jokes?
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.George Costanza: It's not complicated.Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.George Costanza: In six games.
You should've seen the look on her face. It was the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.