Jerry: I'm not letting you cheat Newman. You're not getting anywhere near that board.Newman: Jerry, I'm a little insulted.Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.
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Jerry Seinfeld: She wants to talk?George Costanza: She doesn't want to. She needs to talk.Jerry Seinfeld: Nobody needs to talk.George Costanza: Who would want to?
Morty Seinfeld: How long has this been going on?Jerry Seinfeld: Thirty years.
Kramer: How could you not have insurance?Jerry: Because, I spent all my money on the Clapco D29. It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw: the doorJerry: MUST BE CLOSED!