That gotta hurts!
Read more George Costanza QuotesFrom: Seinfeld
This has international incident written all over it.
George Costanza: You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing! If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with - Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.Jerry Seinfeld: I love that George.George Costanza: Me too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!
Cosmo Kramer: I still don't understand what the problem is having her in the building.Jerry: Let me explain something to you. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but - - you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel anxious, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, 'cause I'm a pod.