Uncle Jack: As the great Johnny Cochran once said, if the glove doesn't fit, give up.Charlie Kelly: That is not what he said. How are you a lawyer Jack?
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
North Dakota Woman: Oh, you really know your way around.Dennis Reynolds: Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.North Dakota Woman: You're weird.Dennis Reynolds: You have no idea.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Nothing with my lips, all right? I don't want to do that with you.
Mac: There are two guys in this church that are gay!Charlie Kelly: Who's the other guy?
Dennis Reynolds: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.Charlie Kelly: He eats theater people.Dennis Reynolds: No, he doesn't.Mac: I think he might.Frank Reynolds: He does.Dennis Reynolds: And I'm surprised you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is.Mac: He might not.Frank Reynolds: He doesn't.Charlie Kelly: No, I don't. I don't.