Frank Reynolds: I know you're not as dumb as you seem.Charlie Kelly: Well, let's just say that I am.
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Aw, merge, merge! You had your... Come on, you got, you have to seize the goddamn gap! People are so goddamn inefficient! Oh, goddammit! I don't care if you're old, seize the gap! You old fat bitch! You fat bitch!
Mac: The Lord provideth again!Dennis Reynolds: No, Mac! No. The Lord not provideth. Frank provideth. He's the one who bought the cups. Fank provideth.Mac: That well, the Lord provideth the snowstorm in may that allowed us to get the cups now.Dennis Reynolds: Uh-huh.Mac: See? It's all a part of his divine plan, Dennis. And that's locked in, so we're good.Dennis Reynolds: Okay, so all we have to do is nothing?Mac: No. No, because, uh, we have free will, Dennis, which means that, um, we have to take the necessary steps to make sure that that plan comes to fruition.Dennis Reynolds: Which is predetermined.Mac: Yes.Dennis Reynolds: But it doesn't matter what we do if it's all predetermined. You see how your argument doesn't make any sense?Mac: Uh, that's correct. But it doesn't have to make sense, because that's where the faith comes in. Right? I have faith that what i'm saying makes sense.Dennis Reynolds: Okay, so even if it doesn't make sense, your faith makes it make sense.Mac: Correct.Dennis Reynolds: Got it! Okay, so there's no way to have a rational conversation with you.Mac: No.
Dee Reynolds: You should know how to hold your booze a little better.Waitress: I'll hold your boobs a little better...