Dennis always tells me, "Never let someone's resistance stop you from getting what you want."
Read more Mac QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Aw, merge, merge! You had your... Come on, you got, you have to seize the goddamn gap! People are so goddamn inefficient! Oh, goddammit! I don't care if you're old, seize the gap! You old fat bitch! You fat bitch!
Dee Reynolds: Charlie, don't screw me like this. Come on.Charlie Kelly: Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell you something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, okay, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, okay, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So you tell me, Little Miss All That, what do you want to do? Song or no song?
Dennis Reynolds: How are we doing over here?Dee Reynolds: Uh... Not well. This is ridiculous. People are definitely starting to notice.Dennis Reynolds: Of course they're starting to notice. There's a grown man crammed inside of a couch for Christ's sake. They're going to notice. So let's just talk to somebody. Can you grab that guy?Dee Reynolds: [to two office workers] Hey you two!Dennis Reynolds: Heyyyyy! So how we doing at the Christmas party? We having a good time?Woman Office Worker: Yes, great time.Dee Reynolds: Great! So, uh... Frank Reynolds?Dennis Reynolds: Oh yeah, we were just talking about him. He's the worst, huh?Woman Office Worker: Do... Do you work here?Dennis Reynolds: ...Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. We hop around. Consultationists. So we consult here... we consult across the street too...Man Office Worker: Is there a man in that couch?Dennis Reynolds: Ha ha! What are you saying? A man in a couch? That's absurd!Man Office Worker: No, I believe there's a man in that couch right there!Dennis Reynolds: There is no man! There's no man! Say something things about Frank Reynolds, say them loud, and make sure they're horrible horrible things, then we'll deal with the man in the couch!Man Office Worker: Okay, so there is a man in the couch!Dee Reynolds: All right, just call Frank Reynolds an asshole!Man Office Worker: Who is Frank Reynolds?Dennis Reynolds: He's the man in the couch!Woman Office Worker: Oh, my God! What are you people doing?Dennis Reynolds: Would you just say something about Frank that's horrible? Call him an asshole!Woman Office Worker: Frank Reynolds is an asshole!