Which one of you little shits stole my shoes?
Read more Dee Reynolds QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is going on?Charlie Kelly: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.Dee Reynolds: What is happening?Charlie Kelly: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because...Mac: Okay, you know what, Charlie? You gotta stop, honestly.
Charlie Kelly: I knew that guy was full of shit! I knew it!Dennis Reynolds: What guy?Charlie Kelly: That lawyer guy, okay? He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction from him.Mac: You want him to bang you?Charlie Kelly: Uh. No, Mac. Be serious, okay? He slandered me in front of a jury of my own peers, all right? Look what they used to do when that sort of thing happened.Charlie Kelly: Take a look at this picture. What do you see?Mac: I see two trannies shooting at each other.Charlie Kelly: No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.Dennis Reynolds: Now, how do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?Charlie Kelly: 'Cause it's an old book, okay? I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know! I'm trying to... get satisfied... from this dude... and you're trying to... I'm getting satisfied. I don't care.
Dennis Reynolds: Tell you what, man. I'm happy for him, but I do still hate him!Charlie Kelly: Oh yeah! It's not a gay or straight thing is it?Dee Reynolds: No, it's a Mac thing!Dennis Reynolds: No no no no no!Charlie Kelly: Yeah, it's a Mac thing!Dennis Reynolds: It's a Mac thing!