Stripper: Oh, look at you sweetie. What happened?Charlie Kelly: Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened! Go get me a beer bitch!
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Dennis Reynolds: Charlie can't read.Frank Reynolds: He'll adapt.Dennis Reynolds: He'll adapt to reading?
North Dakota Woman: Oh, you really know your way around.Dennis Reynolds: Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.North Dakota Woman: You're weird.Dennis Reynolds: You have no idea.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Nothing with my lips, all right? I don't want to do that with you.
Bonnie Kelly: I had an abortion. It just didn't take.Charlie Kelly: What does that mean?Bonnie Kelly: You survived it. You survived the abortion!