Shut it Ralph Macchio! Why don't you have a party with Luke Skywalker, and Harry Potter, and War Horse, and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted: Are you a vampire?Carl: That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep.Ted: Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for that, now would we?
Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.