Ted: Are you a vampire?Carl: That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep.Ted: Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for that, now would we?
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Ted Mosby: Hi. Ted Mosby her to see Dr. Zinman.Abby: I'll let her know.Ted Mosby: Telepathically?Abby: That's funny. That's funny, smart and great.
Marshall: She's never seen Star Wars? Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars.Ted: You've gotta calm down.Marshall: I told you. I told you that you don't know this girl well enough. What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?Ted: Dude, it's just a movie.Marshall: Ted, Star Wars is your all time favorite movie, and whether or not Stella actually likes it is really important. Its like a test of how compatible you guys are.Ted: Marshall, its just a movie.Marshall: Ha.Ted: Its just a movie.Ted: Ok, if Stella doesn't like this movie, I can't marry her.Marshall: No, you can't.Ted: Wanna watch it again?Marshall: Yes I do.
Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.