Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.Lily Aldrin: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.Marshall Eriksen: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.Narrator: And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.
You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
Barney: Or, it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter! Even better, triple threat: hotter, and bigger boobs!Ted: That's only two.Barney: Count again...