You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
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Okay! 200. Now what?
The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber.
Marshall Eriksen: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.Ted Mosby: Ew! He has to do that?